As I was finishing up my last stint in the garage, I realised I’d lost my first part. Despite a pathological need to bag every single piece in zip lock bags with sharpie written descriptions I’d lost a bit. Bugger.
The bit is question was only a woodruff key from the end of the crank (the other two identical keys had made it into and out of the bag). Could be worse, I’ll just get onto SC parts and order a replacement. So I did. Then things took a turn for the worse. Read on….
The reason I like SC Parts is they lay the site out like the Jaguar parts manual, making it easy to find stuff. Here’s the page…
The fella I need is part 88…
Now SC parts are a bit pricey and yes £4.33 seemed a bit steep, but time is valuable too (check out the we buy any car advert, now with added desperation) So I added it to the basket and checked out…
Right about then Dick Turpin came riding on to my PC. It wasn’t so much “stand and deliver” as “how much to deliver?”
£12.95?? for a sodding woodruff key? It’d be cheaper to send a taxi for it. Must be a mistake, said my misguided faith in human nature, I’ll give them a call. So I did.
Nice chap answers the phone, I tell him what it says on the screen and he says,
“yep, that’s right. We only have couriers”
Cant you use royal mail?
“Err it’s policy to use a courier, but” said the man positive he could turn round the situation with a special offer, “you could by loads more stuff and it wouldn’t cost any more.”
“Really, so anything else I want I get for free?” (smartarse mode is firmly engaged at this point.
“Er, no, but the postage wouldn’t cost any more.”
“But I don’t need anything else, otherwise, (you thick twat – I thought), I would have bought it”
“Ah”, said the man, drawing on his never fail, reserve argument, “you could buy a couple of gallons of oil, it will always come in handy”
“Listen pal, if I had any more oil I’d have to join OPEC”
“In that case, ‘Sir’ (sir being an anagram for ‘bastard customer’ – some letters need to be added, obviously) I can’t help you”
Finally, some kind of sense.
Back to my Jaguar parts book, google the part number, stocked by David Manners, a far more reasonable 81p and £5.50 to deliver, total, with vat, £7.57 almost a tenner less than SC Parts or 56% less if you like percentages.
It arrived, two days later, by post…
Well done David manners I’ll start with you in future.
Rebuilding old cars can be a bloody mine field and an expensive one at that. It really does pay to shop around, even at the bottom end of the price bracket.
Bet I lose the bugger before it gets fitted…..